Let's get this out of the way right off the bat. I'm a vegetarian. There, I said it. Go ahead, mock. Point fingers at the girl who eats rabbit food. WELL JOKES ON YOU!! I don't eat vegetables. I should really be called a frenchfryetarian.
With that said, even when I was a carnivore (I did, at one point, love a well done burger on the BBQ drenched in ketchup), I never ever once thought, "hmm I wonder what a human taste like!". NEVER EVER EVER EVER.
This new phenomenon of eating body parts, whether it be for fun or a side effect of some obscure drug, isn't sitting right in my tummy. I'm not a huge fan of my nose or even my ears but I'm kind of attached to them plus they serve a purpose. So, please, if when you see me, you see a "buffet", please keep moving. I know a ton of C grade restaurants that I'm sure would be happy to serve you. After all, their job is to serve man! :)
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