Dang, this is no way to start a blog. I have no solid excuse darlings. So I will just lie.
I've been busy putting the final touches on my new book. A follow up to the hit best seller, A WOMAN FALLS IN LOVE THEN FALLS OUT OF LOVE THEN FALLS BACK IN. It's really a huge hit. Famous actresses are fighting for the role of Lola, down and out waitress who falls in love with a millionaire that drinks coffee at her diner.
I wish.
Hopefully I'll get better at this. Until then, drink your 8oz of water a day and brush those teeth!! Dentists are mad expensive.
Toodleloo
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Game of Thrones
*Cue Fan Girl Screams and Cries* Tonight is the season finale of Game of Thrones, therefore no true blog post. Why? Because I need time to mourn (well, at least until next season) the characters I have grown to love and cherish. LONG LIVE HALF MAN!!!
It is known.
Toodleloo
It is known.
Toodleloo
Friday, June 1, 2012
Trifecta Writing Challenge
Complete the following story in 33 words:
'It wasn't the first time.'
(The five words are not to be included in your 33 words)
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It wasn’t the first time she heard him utter those three words. “I love you.” He kissed her lips with fragility. “I love you more.” She whispered in return. Her arm dangled over his body. She fell asleep.
'It wasn't the first time.'
(The five words are not to be included in your 33 words)
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It wasn’t the first time she heard him utter those three words. “I love you.” He kissed her lips with fragility. “I love you more.” She whispered in return. Her arm dangled over his body. She fell asleep.
Eat me (please don't!)
Let's get this out of the way right off the bat. I'm a vegetarian. There, I said it. Go ahead, mock. Point fingers at the girl who eats rabbit food. WELL JOKES ON YOU!! I don't eat vegetables. I should really be called a frenchfryetarian.
With that said, even when I was a carnivore (I did, at one point, love a well done burger on the BBQ drenched in ketchup), I never ever once thought, "hmm I wonder what a human taste like!". NEVER EVER EVER EVER.
This new phenomenon of eating body parts, whether it be for fun or a side effect of some obscure drug, isn't sitting right in my tummy. I'm not a huge fan of my nose or even my ears but I'm kind of attached to them plus they serve a purpose. So, please, if when you see me, you see a "buffet", please keep moving. I know a ton of C grade restaurants that I'm sure would be happy to serve you. After all, their job is to serve man! :)
With that said, even when I was a carnivore (I did, at one point, love a well done burger on the BBQ drenched in ketchup), I never ever once thought, "hmm I wonder what a human taste like!". NEVER EVER EVER EVER.
This new phenomenon of eating body parts, whether it be for fun or a side effect of some obscure drug, isn't sitting right in my tummy. I'm not a huge fan of my nose or even my ears but I'm kind of attached to them plus they serve a purpose. So, please, if when you see me, you see a "buffet", please keep moving. I know a ton of C grade restaurants that I'm sure would be happy to serve you. After all, their job is to serve man! :)
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